This came up in a conversation with some friends yesterday, how Bert and the announcers always say that Francisco Liriano “has the right stuff, he just needs to find his confidence.” Well … coming to theaters CHRISTMAS 2012.
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~ Sunday, June 17 ~
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~ Wednesday, June 13 ~
A reading from the Book of Bert
And now, in celebration of a former Twin, a reading, submitted by a truly wonderful follower of the Holy Bert, through the side door.
And yea, the heathen R.A. Dickey did make fools of the holiest Twins today, for his damnation into the National League verily made the Twins upper management weep. And Bert, for He is good, recognized the beauty of the one-hitter, and saw that each of the twelve strikeouts were good strikeouts, right there. (Bert 26:22-25)
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~ Friday, June 8 ~
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~ Monday, June 4 ~
In celebration, a reading from the Book of Bert
Today the House of Bert reached 40 followers. Thanks to all of you, and continue to spread the good gospel with your reblogs and likes. Now, a teaching from the Book of Bert:
Therefore, I urge you, brothers and sisters, in view of Bert’s telestrator, to offer your “Circle Me Bert” signs, brightly colored and full of Joe Mauer puns — this is true worship. (Bert 12:1)
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I’ve got the TV on mute.
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~ Sunday, June 3 ~
The way Coomer uses everyone’s first names and also adds a “y” to end of everyone’s name just kills me. “Nicky” Punto, “Scotty” Diamond … bring Bert back!
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~ Saturday, June 2 ~
~ Friday, June 1 ~
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~ Thursday, May 31 ~
